We open on a busy little cafe in Queens. Baristas work their way through orders, calling out names and handing out pastries and drinks. In the corner, we see a face framed with untamed wavy hair, focused intently on the laptop screen in front of her.  This is CHELSEA (early 30s), working hard, most likely on something ridiculous. She sips her 3rd iced decaf latte of the day, hoping the ghost of caffeine will help her avoid diving down another rabbit hole about lake monsters or Bridgerton fan theories.

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When I'm not being a coffee shop goblin, I'm writing, performing, and looking for things to add glitter to. I'm bicoastal, but based in New York, and love traveling for work (and for fun). I studied theatre and film in college, and apply it in life now by being as dramatic as possible and hitting those Orson Welles angles for a TikTok. 

I grew up in the suburbs of DC (Virginia side) and spent several years after college writing and performing sketch comedy in New York and LA. These days I'm often found performing around NYC, usually with the Improvised Dungeons and Dragons show. Mostly, I'm just trying to make cool stuff whenever I get the chance!